About Me

Hi, I’m TJ

Thanks for coming to my website. I like to write things down. Most of it is nonsense. But that’s ok. Most things on the internet these days are nonsense.

Here are a few things that describe me:

• I like to speak in bullet points (or parenthetically b/c I clearly don’t understand how sentence composition works)

• I cook dinner for Megan, Lillian, and Nora

• Sometimes Megan bakes me cakes. Lillian and Nora have yet to do much for me other than puke in the backseat of my car. I look forward to revisiting this point when they’re in their 20s to see how much has changed

• My wife once told me that if I buy one more ugly coffee mug that she’d divorce me but I’ve learned that this is an idle threat

• Most of my clothing comes from farmers markets or breweries

• My current goal is to own a vehicle that has a ladder attached to it

• My biggest regret in life is never learning how to ollie on a skateboard

• I used to do a killer Bobcat Goldthwait impression

• I never beat the original Super Mario Bros

• I have two brothers named Christopher and two brothers named Andrew and it is just the tip of the confusion iceberg in my family

• I started a company that does really cool work around the world but honestly this is the only thing I’ve ever created that my parents understand

• If you’re here to learn about the big ol roadtrip my family and I took from March until July of 2021, head over here

Enjoy!